i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
Most reasonable post I have ever seen.
reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women
was that really necessary to add
huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.
in the 3rd grade i started a rumour that there was dementors in the school and only i could see them and this girl said one of them attacked her while she was in the bathroom and the entire school was in hysterics and it went on for months